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KAMALA

WHEN CONFRONTED BY QUESTION OR AN ISSUE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW OR BE AWARE OF, ONE BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER TO DEFLECT ABSOLUTE IGNORANCE. TYPICALLY DONE IN FORMAL AND SERIOUS SITUATIONS.
WE SPENT HOURS WITH THE AUDITORS AFTER THEIR REVIEW; WHEN THE LEAD AUDITOR ASKED REGGIE WHAT THE NATURE OF THE VARIANCE IN REVENUE CONSISTED OF. REGGIE LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED AND PULLED A KAMALA, AND THEN SAID SOMETHING INNOCUOUS, THAT PISSED OFF THE AUDIT TEAM.
by RONDO MONDO August 23, 2021
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Kamala Harris

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Kamala Harris

Someone who relied too much on her race and gender for votes.
Thank God there are some intelligent people who didn't bite the race and gender bait and vote for her. Trump may not be perfect, but christ it can't get any worse than Kamala Harris.
by UltimateDoge August 23, 2025
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Kamala Harris

Also known as Kamala Hairless as she often lifts her skirt at the podium yelling to everyone look I'm hairless, I have no bush.

The worst Vice President we have ever had. She is also a self declared Marxist communist. She is part of the communist agenda to take over the Democrat party and change the party platform to socialism and play out the stepping stones to communism in order to do a Marxist regime change in the United States, changing our constitution to Russian style communism.
Kamala Harris is the most unqualified Vice President we have ever had. She comes up with the worst solutions.
by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023
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Kamala Harris

Aka: The first female president, other than that one president's wife.(go on, Google it or something!)
A: Have you heard of Kamala Harris?
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.

(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)
by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 9, 2024
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