The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.
Another white boy trying to be a gangster.
HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.
When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?
Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!
You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
Another white boy trying to be a gangster.
HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.
When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?
Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!
You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
by yougivemewings August 25, 2010
15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
by dtrix July 03, 2010
Justin Beiber is a small girl who thinks she can sing and thinks she is beautiful. The truth sadly couldn't be further.
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors
by theguyovertherewhoiswatchingyo June 18, 2010
A 16 year old that sounds and looks like hes 9 or 10 with a emo/lesbian haircut, who is only famous because of Youtube. He makes bad music that is only popular because of brainless, new age 7-17 year girls. Justin has a freakishly high voice and should be shot by anyone that care about the children.
Person 1: Hey listen to this *plays beiber song*
Person-2: What is this a 9 year old girl?
Person-2: No its justin Beiber a adorable singer!
Person What! *punches beiber fan for liking this crap*
Person-2: What is this a 9 year old girl?
Person-2: No its justin Beiber a adorable singer!
Person What! *punches beiber fan for liking this crap*
by Beiber hunter June 01, 2010
The Gay Thing of Gayness. Had his private parts switched with Lady Gaga's. Used to discribe women crossdressing as men.
I hate that Justin Beiber.
by Yajirobe June 24, 2010
A talentless 7 year old girl who swallowed a helium baloon before she goes to sing. Tries to be ganster, but is an epic fail of epic fails. A disgrace to Canada. Most likely to come out of the closet in about two or three years after years and years of hiding. Has a LOT of fan who don't know what real music is.
Justin Beiber is a talentless little girl.
by EmoNinja(: August 21, 2010
in verb form, its the act of poking someone in the eyes, kicking them in the genital area, then running away screaming in a high pitched voice while flapping your hands up and down as a homosexual would.
Guy: Dude that guy pissed me off, so I Justin Beibered him.
Friend: You sang like a 14-year-old girl to him while saying baby and shawty repeatedly?
Guy: No, its a move. Here, let me show you.
Friend: You sang like a 14-year-old girl to him while saying baby and shawty repeatedly?
Guy: No, its a move. Here, let me show you.
by ThCxMariiJ4n3 July 09, 2010