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junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it
I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.
by Xavier Knoxville May 5, 2015
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Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.
Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook
by Kesbutt November 1, 2018
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Jungkook

The guy that stole every girls heart. The guy that has crazy fans. The guy that should be every girls oppa. The guy that has millions of nicknames for no reason.
Jeon Jungkook, Jungkook, Jungkookie, Kookie, Oppa, JK, JJK, Jung-guk, Jungcock, Bunny, kook, Jungkook-ah, etc.
by Kookies Wifeu February 21, 2019
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Jungkussy

Dainty kook's tight slutty cunt hole. He squirts through his puckered butthole like a real Zussy does when he orgasms.

Jungkussy is open 24/7 for men cocks to fulfill its duty of being filled by their milk, but it just loves swallowing Taeconda the most because it's just Massive yeah...
Jk: "I tried to squirt water through my piercing hole but I couldn't."
TH: "It's okay you can squirt cum from your Jungkussie hole just fine when I finish creampying your ass into oblivion baby."

"I genuinely believe that the best cunt out there is Jungkussy."

A: "I crave some Jungkussy"
B: "What's Jungkussy??"
A: "A certain Bunny Baby Girl's slutty hole."

A: "Girl, do you think Jk is a Dom?"
B: "It can't be. With that Junkussy, I say he is a Submissive Bottom who takes it up the ass. He is obviously a cocksucker, men should give it to him."

A: "Man, I heard he begged his girlfriend to peg him."
B: "It's understandable he takes it up the ass. Gotta feed that Jungkussy you know."
by dictioNASTY September 9, 2022
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shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!
Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!
by PianoPerson99 November 10, 2011
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throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest
"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"
by jhova23 February 14, 2008
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