by 8675309909 April 30, 2009
by RyGeo December 16, 2006
Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??
by Rod Hull June 12, 2003
When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.
Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"
by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016
Banks: Fuckin' ell Goslin what've you been doing all day??
Goslin: Dunno mate, I've just been juggling me chicken
Goslin: Dunno mate, I've just been juggling me chicken
by cumwhore69 April 14, 2017
An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.
1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.
1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire September 17, 2015
An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.
The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.
by Arsian August 05, 2006