by Pakemun July 30, 2016

having a beauty that appeals to the heart or mind as well as to the eye, as a person or a face. she's the epitome of perfection.
by ylona_name June 8, 2021

by Frat girl11 August 22, 2022

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.
by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

1. A Major League Baseball umpire.
2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.
Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!
Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.
Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!
Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.
by NotAustinIswear June 3, 2010

by giraffe333 June 4, 2017

Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010
