josslin

A Josslin is funny, kind, amazing, smart, beautiful, talented, brave there is so much more to discribe a Josslin if you know a Josslin you never want to lose her

Josslin I love you so much you don’t even know.

by So Basically Ummmmm March 31, 2019

Jossi

The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.

Jason:” WOW, Jossi is so hot!”
David:”Back off she’s mine.”

by Trash bag in the bathroom December 27, 2019

jossrei

Endgame

Jossrei endgame. Period.

by Your fate December 5, 2020

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Jossed

When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).

Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.

by mael March 30, 2013

jossen

To steal something from your close friends or collegues.

"Last night he jossed my cigarettes", or, "A few months ago, he jossed my gamecomputer, and I just found out about it"
Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?

by Onslow July 11, 2006

Josslybum

Josslybum is the name given to a homosexual man who likes to insert furry objects into his anus. He achieves this by purchasing lube/vaseline and objects with a furry fabric covering it. The craze for this started in the Victorian Era and it is rumoured that even Prince Albert himself was a fan. However this 'activity' is highly dangerous and has been known to kill, like the incident in 1998 when an individual inserting several feathers inside his colon and died from puncturing a vital artery.

Gary: 'How are you enjoying your new neighbours?'
Hugo:' I hate them! The Guy's a Josslybum'

Prisoner: Whilst i was inside i suffered at the hands of many a different Josslybum'

by Ndawgggg :) October 13, 2011