Slowly going insane but will try to stay sane around other people. He tell a lot of dad joke (maybe a little too much). He will have a crush on a girl and will never ask to go out with anyone because he’s too shy. But when and if you get with him he will be a nice guy and will try to solve arguments instead of make them. If you are feeling sad or if you are depressed in general he will try to comfort you as best he can he’ll basically be your butler until you feel better. Jose will always be loyal and never cheat on you he’ll help you in any way he can and overall will try to be the best guy for you. But if you take advantage of him he will let it pass once or twice maybe three times if he’s known you for a while. And if you do it any more times all I can say is that your in trouble.
Jose is slowly dying inside.
by Tatortot715 October 10, 2020
Get the Josemug. Jose is has a big DICK BIGGER THAN HIS GAY FRIENDS and he also is a god at Fortnite and he might leave you dead or in a weahl chair after having sex
Jose has a huge cock
by Akkakakakakaakak June 7, 2019
Get the Josemug. A Jose is a Latino, he is sensitive but you put up with it. He can keep a long relationship and will give his girl anything and everything she needs. Jose will make sure you’re okay and if you keep secrets from him that will piss him off more than anything. Jose talks a lot and is extremely loud. But... he is a good ass kisser for sure🥵 he will treat his lady right and keep his friends close.
Jose is my boyfriend
by a4c.abigail October 17, 2019
Get the Josemug. Jos is usually a Mexican and is very thicc he is also really funny! He also usually doesn't really fw anybody unless their mexican. Jose will also look very fine af
by JoseTheExplorer October 25, 2018
Get the Josemug. This guy right here, is an ass. He seems hot and cute and freaking datable, BUT he is a playboy. Don't like him. I mean you could, you probably have a chance, I didn't. Just think carefully.
Friend: He is a fuckboy
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.
by XIUCHENAF September 6, 2018
Get the Josemug. Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
by Mark Nutt February 5, 2015
Get the Josemug.