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Johaned

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me
by Philjooness April 17, 2022
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Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.
"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
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Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins
ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!
by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022
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johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike
OMG, you're so johan deag
by officialcraven April 24, 2017
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karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
Look there is Karl Johan
by Kæælll February 6, 2018
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big johan

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan
by hermanius June 20, 2017
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