Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Ellisse x johan

best couple ever ellisse x johan

ellisse x johan frfr best couple

by WASBLAST January 26, 2023

Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022

johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike

OMG, you're so johan deag

by officialcraven April 24, 2017

karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome

Look there is Karl Johan

by Kæælll February 6, 2018

big johan

the best person alive most of the time a dad and yea hes just awesome

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan

by hermanius June 20, 2017