Jiffy ripz

A very cool friend

Man this guy is such a jiffy ripz.
He’s such a jiffy ripz I wish I was him.
Man he scored 20 touchdowns in a game, he is such a jiffy ripz.

by Jiffyripzyt August 19, 2018

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 21, 2008

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

by allybo January 1, 2007

un jiffy

A word used to denote a small amount of time. Most commonly less than 1 minute.

"Guys, I'll be back in un jiffy"

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

sniffy jiffy

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.

I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!

by Serpentine July 29, 2008

jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
______________________________________
Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007