jib

to mastrubate

"Man, I gotta jib."

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

jib

The situation, information or plan.
See: sitch

Is Guy in on the jib?

Is Ornz wise to the jib?

by Elijah Stewart August 10, 2005

jib

Used as a synonym for "shutdown" and describes one person being "shutdown"

"you jibbed him good"
"you were just fully jibbed"

by Jay Pickle 2K3 September 10, 2003

jib

A jib is the person who comes in and steals your girlfriend after you've just recently broken up. Generally, a jib is an ape-like sub-being, the opposite of yourself.

Looks like there's a jib with hairy knuckles in the room with Mike and Patty; Mike doesn't look too impressed.

by Martin Forsiple November 26, 2006

Jibs

jibs, noun; The part of the body that surrounds the mouth, also known as the lips.

"He was pissing me off, so I punched him right in his jibs"

"She wouldn't shut up, so I stuck it in her jibs"

"Hold me closer/Tiny jibs"

by Glen Tennis, Vlad Spenkmihov March 1, 2009

jib

The part of the cigarette that is left over from rolling a spliff, usualy under half with the filter still attached.

im running low on bakky, you got any jibs?

by Azz420 August 13, 2006

jib

1. jib (Verb) To lightly ridicule in a humourous and friendly or well meaning way. A familiar Salopian concept.
Should be used with extreme caution. Experience has shown that many people do not understand the concept of jib and as a result friendships can be broken.

2. jibby (adjective) a person of statement that displays jib.

"Why did she stress when i called her a gash-eater? It was just a bit of jib!"

Sorry I called your mum a worn-out shoe last night, I get a tad jibby after a few ales lad.

by ginga from Salop June 26, 2006