jesusfuckshits 

Three great expletives that greatly go together. It starts out like Jesus, as though you were saying Jesus Christ. Then skips the gay Christ part and heads straight for the greatest expletive of all time, Fuck. Now Fuck, which is usually just an emoticon or sometimes a noun, becomes an adjective; modifying, in an almost unimaginable way, shits.

Holy fucking fuckshit Christ man. Jesusfuckshits where'd you put my dime bag motherfucker?

jesusfuckshits by Sharkey November 24, 2004

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist 

An exclamation of extreme disbelief or anger , or discontent

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist !! This is such a pain in the ass.

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist by LooooLOOO October 18, 2023

Jesuzfuck

An expression of surprise. A huge surprise! A surprise shocking enough that "Jesus" or "Fuck" .. or even "Jesus Fuck!" can't quite express the surprise. The surprise is epic enough to require a "Jesuzfuck!"

Husband: "Honey, I'm home.. you'll never guess what happened.. I won $100k on a scratch ticket!!"

Wife: "WHAT??? Jesuzfuck are you serious?

Jesuzfuck by cunning2627 April 7, 2021