Perky Jerky

A boner. An erect penis aroused by sexual activities. Sometimes happen for no damn reason at the wrong time.

Oooo girl you just gave me a perky jerky;)
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.

by fuck her in the ear hole October 17, 2016

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021

Hershey Jerky

The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.

I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.

by VinH February 5, 2015

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

ho jerky

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse, with the female on top, the man swivels his hips emphatically causing the woman (ho) to be jerked around violently.

That ho jerky last night gave me whiplash!

by paukira June 19, 2011

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011