Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 08, 2010

jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS

Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'

by IsThisHandleTaken? March 26, 2018

making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies

Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.

by churdler April 04, 2003

jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches

"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"

by bigD567 August 11, 2008

Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.

That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!

by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009

pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

Jellyfish Land

the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.

Luke- I need to have a second bath.

Mary- Why?

Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.

by LaughingMan56 March 19, 2010