by gayalia March 5, 2019
Get the Jeff mug.A man with the sucking power of a vaccum cleaner. He who can suck 6 Muller yogurts through a 2mm pipe in less than 15minutes!!!
"That Jeff loves his sambuka, vodka and Mullers"
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"yeah thats the forth one he has sucked down"
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by anass udluvabitof November 27, 2012
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Get the Jeff mug.Yo, that Rangers game was so Jeff.
You know that faggot billy down the street?
Yeah, that bitch is so Jeff.
You know that faggot billy down the street?
Yeah, that bitch is so Jeff.
by CVS December 14, 2008
Get the Jeff mug.Jeff is a fabulous name. Two friends call each other this. It all started when they were in encore watching a movie. The teacher was taking attendance and someone in the back said "my name is Jeff". From then on the friends call each other "Jeff".
by luv_my_piggies April 6, 2015
Get the Jeff mug.The most hansom devil you can ever meet. Really good at deceiving girls and always proud of his dick. Even though he a has a this no muscle body, he is such a Don Juan - except worst considering that he is a real person and not just a story. Always showing you his sensitive side and cares nothing but about his looks. Try missing up his hair or any property and see him going nuts! Be aware of Jeff and make sure if taste any of his love to break his heart before he break yours. Walk away from him with no regrets.
Jeff is just an insecure unstable person even if he likes to think he is smart with good characters, you just need to know that he is an absolute coward who does not give a shit about his shit. Pray may the shit always find it's to you Jeff.
Jeff is just an insecure unstable person even if he likes to think he is smart with good characters, you just need to know that he is an absolute coward who does not give a shit about his shit. Pray may the shit always find it's to you Jeff.
Jeff: We have to break up I think I'm dying from cancer.
Donna Anna: oh baby take care, I'll you be! I am so sad for you.
Jeff: "innocent face" and in his head... boom! Check,, up to the next bed rotation.
after few days
Donna Anna: oh Zerlina! isn't that Jeff walking with a girl out there?
Zerlina: oh yeah Donna he's a douche..
Donna Anna: Alright! such a fucking dick!
Donna Anna: oh baby take care, I'll you be! I am so sad for you.
Jeff: "innocent face" and in his head... boom! Check,, up to the next bed rotation.
after few days
Donna Anna: oh Zerlina! isn't that Jeff walking with a girl out there?
Zerlina: oh yeah Donna he's a douche..
Donna Anna: Alright! such a fucking dick!
by Donna_Anna September 12, 2016
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