Jaeda Johnson

Literally the most breathtaking kind girl I've ever met in my lifetime. She's the girl who laughs at your cringy jokes and replies with worse jokes. She's lovely and one of the kindest people ever. Do not ever take her for granted though. She's the type of girl who'll love you to your very last flaw and mistake, but once she's done with you, she's done. She knows what she's worth. She doesn't look down on others and has the kindest, sweetest, and most powerful soul ever. It really sticks to you. She's the type of person that doesn't back down from a challenge no matter how scared she is. She's woman empowerer literally so strong-willed and thoughtful. Before you know it, you'll be loving her with every breath you take in and every time she smiles at you in the eye. You'll be missing and regretting. Jaeda Johnson is the most amazing person ever.

I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
-ly

12:45PM MINNESOTA TIME

by yukeyook February 1, 2020

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

janda

the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. ;)

dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky fucker

by no joke May 10, 2013

Janea

Janea is the name my Daddy gave me. Janea was shrimp boat he worked. It was named after the man's daughter who died to young and to suddenly. I carry on her name with pride and hold my head high knowing I'm the best Janea I can be. We play hard and love harder. We are balls to the wall, no holds barred, joly terrors. We are also sugar and spice, soft as a babies breath, nurturing defenders of the weak and innocent. We are the total package. Appreciate your Janea and thank your lucky stars. The name is Hebrew meaning little bird.

Janea was not amused by your tomfoolery.

by Misanthropicnay July 20, 2019

janda

the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)

All people far and wide will bow to janda!

by ur mom! December 16, 2003

Janeane

1. Janeane

Funny, outgoing, sexy, really bitchy, but somewhat lovable. loves to tease and flirt. Always is a smart cookie but can be a bitch about it.

sexy smart bitchy outgoing funny flirt

Janeane Garafolo

by AvaSarene February 3, 2010

Janda

The author of a United States Government Textbook used in some colleges and AP High School Government Classes. It is a long and boring read. Janda et al. write in a very repetitive and patronizing manner, and they are repetitive writers as well. Although usually pronouned "jAn-da", the book is also sometimes mockingly called "yAn-da" or "iAn-da"

John Binder hates Janda with a passion, but thats mostly because he is a Nash-ite.

by Piko May 28, 2006