to masturbate
by Brklynz Finest22 December 26, 2009

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
by PeggyMcLeggy August 6, 2009

im not sure..u think of it
I think should we get crackin jackin so lets get crackin jackin, spiffy, niffy, snazzy, jazzy, crack, jack, crackin, jackin, smackin, cool, fool, tool, smool, jack, to go, start,fart,smart,dart,cart,lets go,crackin,jackin,started, farted,a greeting
by Sihan Wu January 3, 2008

by David March 16, 2004

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008

1) If I go broke I’m getting my gun and I’m jackin people on sight
2) He swears he’s the best rapper in the hood, I ain’t jackin it.
3. I thought he smashed, she said he was just jackin it while she danced.
2) He swears he’s the best rapper in the hood, I ain’t jackin it.
3. I thought he smashed, she said he was just jackin it while she danced.
by SavvyBono July 9, 2022

by CurbStompingBabies69420 August 4, 2020
