Johnston

Very odd way to spell simp, has no cock

Bro I didn’t know you were a Johnston too, let’s give each other rum jobs

by Dylan Johnston April 06, 2020

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Johnston

A cute funny guy with a sense of humour. He can be a nerd sometimes but always there to charm you. Hope you don't get jealous. You're very lucky if you're friends with him or maybe girlfriend because he will always make you happy. Go and get a johnston you guys.

johnston, hi!

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Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.

Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.

by fu1ure January 06, 2020

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st johnston

anyone who is a St Johnston deserves to be treated with respect because they are royalty - if you ever get the change to meet them, kiss their feet

Dude! no wonder she isnt replying your texts, shes a st johnston

by davidredbone July 17, 2017

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Felix Johnston

I kid who’s quite nice always cracks joke even tho there pretty un funny has a liking for Jackson CASSEY and love ginger nuts and ramen and jimmy is his coolest friend

Yeah give me that Felix Johnston

by Omarwild018 November 25, 2021

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