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Johnathan

If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober♡
by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
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johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not
"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy
by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018
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Johnathan

Johnathan is the most attractive, handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He takes pride in his work, style, and especially his hair. You can never mistake his presence because he’s always the funniest person in the room, and never fails to make you laugh.

Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Person 1: Who’s that super cute guy that makes everyone laugh?

Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
by proignialove May 16, 2025
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johnathan

"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer
by not twisty :p December 27, 2021
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Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer
Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!
by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025
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hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.
Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan
by Pong water September 5, 2019
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Johnathan Chen

Failed his bio test, but is pretty hot ngl.
A: Yo, you hear about Johnathan Chen?
B: Yea, he failed his test right?

A: Yea, but like he's pretty hot
by Magnolian November 18, 2021
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