German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
by James Frohlich April 12, 2007
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The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
by Kalivha November 19, 2009
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andra ist cooler als dzejlan

Bin cooler als du🥳🥳🥳
andra ist cooler als dzejlan und das kann keiner ändern
by andraistcool June 02, 2020
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i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something
forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
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community-ist

Community-ist is an enlightened person who follows the ways of reality, they are shunned upon by the "popular ones" for showing unwavering interests in divergent content. These people are often created in high school but end up carrying their values for the rest of eternity. And they believe the social divide between people who indulge in different activities.
He realized he was a community-ist after he attacked the popular student at school.
by Lillegitbaka October 30, 2015
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timezone ist

a person who thinks there time zone is better then someone else
you are such a timezone ist
by Some guy with blonde hair December 29, 2020
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