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invisatondog

The smartest creature in the universe. Holding both an MD and a Phd. If it’s possible to think of a problem. Invisatondog knows it.
I was diagnosed with cancer but Dr invisatondog cured that.
by The_silent_1ne March 23, 2022
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conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
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inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.
by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008
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Invader Skoodge

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.
Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.
by The Fiend March 9, 2004
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invisible hand

From Adam Smith's 1776 The Wealth of Nations, referring to the uncoordinated ("invisible") private incentives in a free society, which direct resources to their highest valued use, leading people to voluntarily produce the goods and services that other people need.

Alternately, a hand job performed in public, but concealed by a strategically placed garment.
No need to have a Supreme Soviet planning commitee enslave me and tell me how many shoes to produce, the invisible hand of the free market will coordinate production!

Or:

I put my jacket on my lap, and she gave me some invisible hand right there during the concert.
by crap-action-jackson June 8, 2004
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Invictus Maneo

Latin, "I remain unconquered"
No matter what trials I must undergo, invictus maneo!
by Arasithil October 19, 2003
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Invader Zim

1) An animated sci-fi television series produced by Nickelodeon. The show is unarguably one of Nick's best shows.

2) The main character of the television series of the same name, a little green dude from the planet Irk attempting to take over our stupid planet with the help of his little robot friend, GIR.
Why did Nick have to cancel Invader Zim?
by Roydiscord Productions March 5, 2021
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