The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003
Get the life insurancemug. One of the shittiest people there are. Usually have a shitty name like Jeff and pretend to give you a "deal" in order to sign you up but one you get into an accident you'll soon realize you don't know even have insurance. Usually bundles all kinds of insurance together too so he makes the most money and you don't even know about it.
I'm so excited I just got new insurance at a low rate from my insurance agent!
Did someone named jeff sign you up?
Yeah he did!
LOL, you played yourself.
Did someone named jeff sign you up?
Yeah he did!
LOL, you played yourself.
by Extremeist June 14, 2017
Get the Insurance agentmug. by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022
Get the Life Insurancemug. by Omedi March 4, 2022
Get the pip insurancemug. When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
by Condomant May 25, 2023
Get the Car Insurancemug. As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.
Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?
Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
by Helvidius October 19, 2019
Get the fire insurancemug. When ADA is at a red light, puts his car in reverse and bumps the person stopped behind him and blames it on them, opens the door and rolls on the floor holding his neck and you can hear him yelling “ I should have had me neck brace on and I wouldn’t be in this pain” Timmy where are you, kill me now my nalgas are all Mojadas 😳
by FactualTruth March 6, 2019
Get the Insurance Jalemug.