The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
by IInSSyNc February 22, 2014
by Gerald Fawcett March 17, 2008
by tittyT December 01, 2002
ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
by ELEAZAR! and carlos December 27, 2008
The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
and
Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
and
Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
by Vagos June 20, 2013
Waking up in the morning to have a milky residue on your lips. You can see this by rubbing your lips with a shirt sleeve first thing in the morning.
by Infinite360 December 20, 2009
by ChopCity May 12, 2007