impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 02, 2003

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 01, 2023

Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

Impossible Levels List

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

by andromedagmd November 26, 2024