Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

active immunity

Its this thing in biology thats not passive immunity

"This is an example of Active Immunity, not Passive"

by Jim Davidsondf July 6, 2008

immunity necklace

if you text this to the group chat anything you say after it goes unjudged and won't be held against you.

"if i tell you you'll get mad."

"use the immunity necklace and i won't."

by Kim namjoons crab legs September 28, 2022

Front Bottom Immunity

The belief of self-entitled and often bitter females that their gender will irrationally excuse them from the consequences of both behaving unreasonably and of ignoring legal obligations such as Court Orders and the like

Petra refused to let her ex see any of his children relying on her front bottom immunity to excuse her from the potential criminal consequences of not allowing the children to enjoy the company of their father

by notfunny33 December 26, 2019

immunity

Something or someone that is embarrassing, weird, cringeworthy, controversial, or has just missed the mark. Originating from the term immunity necklace, this shortened term has become somewhat of an adjective.

"That outfit she was wearing was immunity."

"The date didn't go well, the guy was being so immunity and it was honestly an immunity restaurant."
"Okay this might be immunity but insert hot take" "SHHHHH! Can't judge you though."
"I just put 'immunity' on Urban Dictionary!" "Honey, the fact you did that is kind of immunity..."

by qrazyq7 December 1, 2023

auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018