Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Imaginary Sentual Disorder

This can be defined as a condition where one imagines that there in reality while theyre in a scenario in their head

Poor Natalia gas Imaginary Sentual Disorder

by Unknown1206 October 11, 2022

Imaginary noob

A very cool and slight bigger than average pp sized person. Also has a YouTube called Imaginary Noob which is pretty cool and you should probably check it out

Wahmen - did you see Imaginary noobs newest video?

Other Wahmen - Yes it was pretty good and he has a huge PP

by CoolPerson69420 July 20, 2020

imaginary smoke

Imaginary smoke is when a bitch try to put u down but u don’t know who she tryna beef with.

Girl posted on twitter:

“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”

Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”

Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”

by DATGUR1REN August 10, 2023

Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023

imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist

Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef

by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024