the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...
by Dillown March 07, 2008
n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
by Shane November 07, 2003
1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players.
2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.
2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.
"Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!"
"You're a Jock itch!"
"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"
"You're a Jock itch!"
"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"
by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE November 19, 2008
That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.
by JSHT August 24, 2010