IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 28, 2011

IQ of a watermelon

OCTAVIA MCKENZIE

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)

by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020

Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.

Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks February 27, 2023

Bozo IQ

Someone who is not very smart so you describe them of having Bozo IQ

Stacy: did you hear what Connor said. He said asian women don't get pregnant

Becky: OMG Connor has Bozo IQ

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Quantum IQ

A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.

Adam is the smartest guy I know, but he also does really stupid shit. I think he has quantum IQ.

by Cateye5 May 4, 2021

ap / iq

The two most desired perfection group tags on myspace. Aesthetic Perfection and Innovative Quality. Unlike many other failed groups (APEX, VIP, PD, ETC.), AP/IQ have such high standards that make it almost impossible to gain entry.

ANGELA ap / iq: I'M L33T.

DAVID ap / iq: IM ONLY 14, AND I R L33T TOO!

I LOVE AP AND IQ.

by eliteinformerr August 12, 2009

69 iq

69iq is a higher form of intelligence. People who claim to have 69 iq have outside the box thinking. People who claim they have 69 iq also are smarter than almost any other being on this planet at this point in time. People who claim they have 69 iq originated 3.27 million years ago by a clan called the arochikagi clan. People that are part of this clan developed a brain far more supior to those around at the time. People who decend from the arochikagi clan more than often think they're always right, they're stubborn and don't give up or give in easily. People who also claim to have 69 iq Know the secret language of the arochikagi clan so if someone doesn't know this secret language they don't have 69 iq.

Dang yo that man's is not giving up he probably has 69 iq

by HYPERTENSE April 8, 2019