Illiterate

Every person who submits a word definition into Urban Dictionary.

Man, the people who write these definitions are freaking illiterate!

by The Wild Weston March 10, 2023

illiterate

me

ime illiterate

by 420sexylord69 January 11, 2021

D-illiterate

I could a wrote you a note but I didn't want to

Sorry I didn't write you .. I'm D-illiterate

by Naynay73 March 14, 2024

Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.

He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.

by Simikando April 24, 2025

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

Illiterate

If the words I am writing do not allude to the SAME EXACT ABSTRACTION... That exists in my head... Either YOU ARE READING IT WRONG... Or I AM WRITING IT WRONG... And there IS NO IN BETWEEN...

Hym "THEREFORE! If I am writing IN EXPLICIT TERMS... And I'm doing so CORRECTLY (Or in accordance with the language I'm using)... And the abstraction associated with the words I'm saying (Or writing) does not reside within your head... After reading the things I write... You are ILLITERATE... You could probably measure your EXACT LEVEL OF LITERACY... By measuring the extent to which the abstraction in your head... Aligns with the abstraction in MY head..."

A retard "He say he wants *blank* so I did the thing he wants (ironically)! Well, he said it! Not ME! I'm not Hym!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

math-illiterate

Me

My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.

by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021