I once had a bitch that 

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied

I once had a bitch that by AileenT January 5, 2009

ex I never had 

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

ex I never had by talon256 July 21, 2012

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

ive had it with these horny people creating horny definitions for the sake of being horny and trying to make other people horny and its just an mess of cringe..... or something like that

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

I've had plenty of practice 

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???

The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.

I've had plenty of practice by QuacksO August 22, 2019

I woulda had to liked to got that 

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

I woulda had to liked to got that by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

I've had the sherb 

Expression used to convey one's utter exasperation; when one has reached a saturation point, is on their last nerve etc...

Mark Bonnano: "All right, B.J. Kelly, no more drums..."
Broden: "Well, good. I hope he means it, folks, 'cause I've had the sherb."

I've had the sherb by Vlad Dracula Tepes November 27, 2022

Had I only done it sooner 

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

Had I only done it sooner by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021