I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 01, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

by Sarcastic_mummy June 12, 2022

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 February 10, 2016

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025