Hughes Pants

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it

Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!

by CumsterCass May 28, 2018

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Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.

Man, it's been a Hughes morning!

by DWS197812 April 9, 2015

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The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.

As seen on TV commercials and facebook.

Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"

by dookeyboy December 7, 2010

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Hugh Harris

The lead guitarist of The Kooks. Characterised by bright red crazy hair, wearing of sunglasses, and hippie shirts. Obviously, a (nearly) perfect specimen of man.

Hugh Harris is the second-most perfect man on the planet.

by rudimentary crackwhore May 30, 2007

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Opie Hughes

Once GREAT radio host, now unemployed loser, Opie Hughes has become a sad, lame, spiteful piece of shit who burns bridges and is hated in the radio and stand up comedy industries. Most past fans and colleagues wish him the AIDS.

Jesus Christ, joe, you’ve lost your job, your friends, and your wife fucked Bam Margera... you’re a regular Opie Hughes!

by DJ FruityStoopid October 14, 2017

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Joe Hughes

The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can

‘Man I just feel like fucking my cousin’
‘You’ve got a case of the Joe Hughes’

by Master_Bait March 27, 2020

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