hotel room bachelor 

semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.

the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.

hotel room bachelor by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2013

Hotel Quincy special 

In need of a birth control method and without a condom, a man wraps a plastic Wal-Mart bag around his penis and secures it with a rubber band at the base

Julia Roberts wanted it raw dog, but the bitch was in heat so I gave her the Hotel Quincy special.

Hotel Quincy special by News Muse December 16, 2010

Hotel Surfing

The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel

" man that hotel surfing was intense!"

Hotel Surfing by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005

Hotel California

A point in time in a man or woman's life wear the man/woman sees the reality of his/her world and rather than maintaining a life that is one of consumerism (9-5, pressures with being famous: whatever really troubles them about society) they just check into Hotel California, a vacation/getaway of drugs to alleviate the pressures and bs today's society throws at you that fucks with your brain because you can see past everything but can't understand why people are the way they are.

Bill O'Reilly's/ FOX News contaminates my brethren's brains and they will be unable to easily look past differences, guess I gotta check into Hotel California again.

Hotel California by Analomous December 20, 2013

Hotel Cookie Tray 

A white person attepting to be "hood."

"What up home skillet?"
"Aw nuttin much hotel cookie tray!!"

Hotel Cookie Tray by Hotel Cookie Tray February 24, 2009

hotel trivago 

Shots? Fired
Relationship? Ruined

Life? ended
Hotel? trivago

Hotel trivago

hotel trivago by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 23, 2022

hotel room 

When you say “hotel room” you are implying sexual activities to be done in a hotel room

“Hotel room ;3”

hotel room by RubenYger May 27, 2018