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hot carl

the sexual act of doing someone in their anus, and then quickly withdrawing the penis and then start to make them suck it, forcing them to taste their own shit and their sexual partner's nasty ass cock.
that mark ass trick linda fucked john, so i had break up sex with her and ended it with a good ol' hot carl.
by hooray-for-dcenekidds April 24, 2008
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Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.
She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.
by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017
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Hot Carl Sandwich

A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.
I was so hungry that I ate a Hot Carl Sandwich.
by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010
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Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010
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Stooges Hot Carl

Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021
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Hot carl/karl

The act of shitting on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in plastic wrap and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a shit brick on there chest.
Hey man lets give Chip a hot carl..... A few squeezes later some plastic wrap around his chest a chair in the sun and some sunscreen. Two hours later hey man what is the shit brick on my chest?? AHAahaha its a hot carl/karl
by Reubin Minuts August 10, 2010
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hot carl sub

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.
That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!
by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019
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