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hootie the owl

A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations.
Hooker: "If you want a hummer that'll cost you $50.00 if you want me to mix things up with a hootie the owl that'll be another $100.00."
by ßåd Âss May 27, 2006
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hooty booty

farting, especially loud and/or repetitive farting over a long period of time, usually brought on by spicy or exotic foods.
Man, after that third bowl of chili, I got a bad case of the hooty booty - the wife made me sleep on the couch all weekend until I got over it.
by chaos_wolf April 10, 2010
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hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.
Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.
by Sybil4 November 1, 2006
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hooty hoo

who-tee who ___ -verb 1.to fuck; 2.to consume enormous amounts of alcohol. -noun 1.a skeezin ass girl:-an expression 1. to be extremely excited about something, any other words are unnecessary: HOOTY HOOOOOO
1. Last night I hooty hooed with my boo. 2. Hey poons, let's hooty hoo tonight at Brittaney and Anne's! 3.Did you see that hooty hoo over there giving you a dirty look?!
by Alex Roderick October 17, 2006
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Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.
Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."
by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014
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hootie gackle

1. Mostly used to describe an amount a space between items or size an item is. Usually refers to an understood size a group of people agree on. This size is relative to job or item being worked on. Mostly a conceptual amount with no concrete measurement given.

2. Also another term for a mind fart.

3. And also refers to other conceptual concepts of space, time and items.
1. The two parts are just a Hootie Gackle out of alignment.

2. You must of had a Hootie Gackle.

3. He is just a Hootie Gackle short of a breakdown.
by BonsaiMan January 21, 2010
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hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.
Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.
by your mom's other face December 4, 2011
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