hans hookup

1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.

-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.

by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees July 11, 2006

national hookup day

April 15th the day where if you ask someone to hookup with you they must and have no reason to say no.

“hey wanna hookup”, “no thanks”, “but it’s national hookup day and u have to”, “oh fineee”

by dandanpri May 25, 2018

The B hookup

When you are sitting in a club level at a sporting event, and you know someone who works up there who gets you free food and drinks all night.

Friend #1: Got Rockets tickets tonight?
Friend #2: Sorry can't make it, I have run some errands..
Friend #1: We got The B hookup!
Friend #2: Never mind count me in, I can change my clocks tomorrow!!

by GOB81 March 6, 2009

west coast hookup

Having sex

Jiji: I hooked up with her.
Molly: was it a hook-up or a west coast hookup?
Jiji: West coast, and I love how you used that phrase

by Molly jiji May 28, 2017

Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.

I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!

by Exert March 14, 2021

Hanford Hookup

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

e-hookup

The culmination of an e-pimp's online networking skills; more directly, a hookup with one of his online contacts.

Did you hear that he landed an e-hookup last weekend?

by mavsfan January 29, 2008