The Hogfather

1. The Discworld's version of Santa Claus. He wears a red, fur-lined cloak, and rides a sleigh pulled by four wild boars, Gouger, Rooter, Tusker and Snouter. In earlier times he gave households pork products, and naughty children a bag of bloody bones.

2.Love Pig

Wow, he is like a modern Hogfather!

So, what did the Hogfather bring you Timy?

by Mr. Jonathan Teatime June 4, 2010

hoofage

a very bodacious butt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoofage you must be able to grasp her butt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm butt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.

When I see my girlfriend standing with just her panties im like damn she has some hoofage.

by love my girl August 19, 2009

homofagual

Someone who is extremely gay.

Steve ready up for the COD2 war already! Stop being such a homofagual!

by infi October 30, 2007

Hoeface

Slang for BFF or Best friends Forever

Also a best friend thats "a little too close"

Dylan: Hey whats up?

Nichole: Wanna be my hoeface?

Dylan: sure!!!

Nichole: BFF!!!!

by Thunder Sampson August 20, 2009

Jack Hoffa

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Homofag

Negative noun / adjective regarding the uber-homosexuality of someone / something, often used as a joke but still keeps a profound meaning: the person / thing is gay.

Man, that Eric kid's an homofag - he only talks to men.

by Kraken & SkreecH - Non-homofags March 16, 2004

hoeface baboon

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon

emily shopland

by kyle richards April 3, 2003