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chloe hobbs

likes to have sex with rabid dogs, goes ibiza with caitlin sheppard and the lads, is not as cool, pegs ancient tombstones
your so strange like a chloe hobbs
by strange people September 5, 2025
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed
The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.
by robnrandy November 7, 2007
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Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
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Hobbs Pull

The act of charging into a group of mobs in World of Warcraft grabbing as many as you can possibly handle then finishing them off with Area of effect abilities such as Blizzard, Consecrate, Hurricane, etc.

Made famous by Hobbs the paladin who has helped countless lower level players get some gold and experience as well as help other people make gold with his videos.

Best done with a tanking class any of which can do such a pull very effectively some better than others depending on where you are at.
Toon1: Dude, i need to level up quickly.

Toon2: Just ask someone to Hobbs Pull you through an instance its probably the best way to get experience!
by Slashbow August 8, 2010
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hobb goblin

My hobb goblin is was too wide
by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014
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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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