Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.
So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
by Hisokaism August 17, 2021
The religion of of Hisoka is people praising him as there all mighty god. Hisoka is a Hunter x Hunter character that’s famous line is “bungee gum is made of both rubber and gum”. The commandments of Hisokaism is 1st, you must honor Hisoka and only Hisoka. 2nd, Bungee is made of both rubber and gum. 3rd, GOooNNn. 4th, Name another god and Hisoka will spank you.
Are you Christian? No I’m Hisokan. Your what? Hisokan. What is that? I believe in Hisokaism now shut up.
by TheRealHisoka November 3, 2020
In Hisokaism we praise the lord HISOKA MORROW. 🛐 it’s basically a religion with minors that only can feel one thing…. Being horny. Yes. That’s it.
by Ilovebungeegum May 9, 2021
by chrolloishotboi November 15, 2020
by JJAOS June 4, 2021
Hisoka is a character in the anime called Hunter X Hunter. He likes looking at 12 y/o kids' asses but thats why some people hate him- but anyways, there are some people who like him too cause he looks hot...in a way.. 👉👈
Friend: Hey, I recently watched Hunter X Hunter! My favorite character is Hisoka!
Me: GIRL ARE YOU MF SERIOUS HE'S A FUCKING PEDO CIRCUS CLOWN AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LIKE HIM????? I MEAN YEAH HE'S HOT BUT YOU CANT JUSTWIOSTQAGHEKWTGHWELGH
Friend: Are you okay..
Me: GIRL ARE YOU MF SERIOUS HE'S A FUCKING PEDO CIRCUS CLOWN AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LIKE HIM????? I MEAN YEAH HE'S HOT BUT YOU CANT JUSTWIOSTQAGHEKWTGHWELGH
Friend: Are you okay..
by feitan's future wife October 9, 2020
A pedophile.
Some people think he's hot, I personally can't agree because he looks like a clown.
Synonyms: Pedophile, Child Predator
(the gif is an example of what I mean.)
Some people think he's hot, I personally can't agree because he looks like a clown.
Synonyms: Pedophile, Child Predator
(the gif is an example of what I mean.)
"Hisoka is a creep"
by vanrouge July 29, 2023