The target-like dot on the head of most Hindu men and women alike.
The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.
Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.
Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.
A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.
Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.
Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.
A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
by HinduMaaKiChut November 26, 2009
Get the hindu bulls eyemug. Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010
Get the hindu egg cratemug. In GI Joe: When a top secret Russian spy craft crashed in the Hindu Kush, Afghanistan, the mission was to retrieve a gravity control device before either Cobra or Russia's October Guard.
Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe
Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe
by Jesus Lizard November 27, 2009
Get the Battle of Hindu Kushmug. A burger made of chick peas, potatoes, or vegetables like corn and carrots that can only be found in India.
I was in India over the summer and all they had out there were Hindu Burgers. Even the cows wouldn't eat that shit!
by wokelikeamufucka October 2, 2018
Get the Hindu Burgermug. by Kim Gregory January 2, 2009
Get the A Woo Woo or a Hindumug. by Kim Gregory September 3, 2007
Get the A woo woo or a Hindumug. In an effort to be culturally inclusive, appropriate everything into traditional Christmas festivities.
This year the choir's going to sing a Chanukah song, a Tibetan chant, a west African love song, and some traditional Christmas carols. It's going to be a real Hindu sleigh ride.
by madraven November 7, 2006
Get the Hindu sleigh ridemug.