Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"

Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)

by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006

Back Door Herbie

To bang some chick in the ass without her permission with at least a seven inch cock

Hey Jamal, that Ho wouldn't suck my dick so I gave her a Back Door Herbie

by groovin gato February 22, 2007

Herbie Hancock

When an individual has oral sex performed upon them while they smoke a marijuana cigarette.
Usually refers to males, but it can also refer to females on the receiving end of the oral sex.

-We were getting really high, and then all of a sudden, she starts blowing me!
-Woah shit, you got a Herbie Hancock?! You lucky bastard!

by ProgRockDrummer July 27, 2011

Heebeejabis

A racist Trump supporter.

Let's get those heebeejabis out of the TSA!

by the real ignatius reilly June 30, 2016

heezie

it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.

that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy

by spanky February 13, 2004

herbie

noun; a very painful and exhausting hockey drill in which you skate from goal line to blue line and back, goal line to red line and back, goal line to blue line and back. Sometimes extended to goal line to goal line.

These drills make you skate faster, and also make you vomit.

Dude 1: Coach made us do herbies last night...puked up four weeks worth of food out there.
Dude 2: How are you even standing right now?

by isuhockey July 7, 2010

Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006