Hawthorn

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.

Sorry, I have to go to the toilet to have a hawthorn!

I'm busting for a hawthorn!

The dog just did a hawthorn!

The cat has hawthorned all over the new carpet!

by R19H92 June 25, 2016

hathcock

A man who attempts to seed any female he comes into contact with, especially a female employee.

Did you see Mark with the new girl? Man, he is such a hathcock.

by YoureW3lc0m3 January 11, 2017

Haytam

A good human who likes getting attention from his best friends. He isn't perfect nor handsome nor funny. He gets jealous so easily and he likes being sad and lonely from time to time. He can hurt others for the sake of his beloved ones. He loves himself even thought he isn't that good.

Haytam is my friend !

by pahiyaamv April 14, 2021

Hawthorne

Area south of Los Angeles International Airport known for it's jankiness.

Girl, I ain't driving my ass all the way out to Hawthorne. Why don't I just go to Compton? It's the same shit, mida.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

hawthorne heights

To be quite honest, I'm not sure why there are so many definitions for this band on this website. They are an amazing band, and if people really hated them that much they wouldn't be so obsessed with writing definitions about them. They are an emo/screamo band from Ohio, USA, and have released two albumns so far, The Silence In Black and White and If Only You Were Lonely. Both albumns are well written and good quality music, although some of the songs in IOYWL sound quite similar; therefore making TSIBAW my favourite albumn. Recently their backing vocalist, Casey Calvert (the guy who did the screams), died of what is thought to be an accidental drugs overdose. Hawthorne Heights are going through a patchy time at the moment but assure us they are going to continue to make their amazing music.

Hawthorne Heights songs I would recommend:
Dead In The Water,
Niki FM,
The Transition,
Saying Sorry,
Ohio Is For Lovers,
This Is Who We Are
and if you like softer stuff
Decembers, which my friend is currently obsessed with.

by Miss Niki FM. March 18, 2008

Haitham

YOU ALREADY KNOW he is so cooooooooooooooooooooooool mann

haitham is so cool man IKR and saif sucks

by howeshlak June 3, 2020

hawthorne heights

Hawthorne Heights is a band from Ohio whose genre is questionable. I am in no way an emo or a goth or any of those types of people but I love this band. To all those pricks who hate on this band because they associate them with gays or pussies, go to HELL. I (and many others) listen to this band because of good lyrics and kick ass guitarists. Fucking losers who think they are better than everyone who listens to this band need to just shut up and let the people who listen to them enjoy them and let the people who don't be. Don't make someone feel bad to make yourself feel better. That makes you a jerkoff. Besides I don't come to your job and knock the broom out of your hand so don't tell me that you hate the band. Just hate them quietly. Pricks.

Hawthorne Heights describes real life for people with emotion.

by Wetback85 August 23, 2006