Harvest Moon

When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.

Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.

by Dirty_Hairy84 September 24, 2022

Butthole Harvest

A penis among many hungry buttholes, usually during a full moon

Man I was at this chicks house last night and all her friends peeled panties and showed starfish, it was a butthole harvest like none other.

by nigerianspicpickle August 7, 2015

Harvest Hockey

A team of guys that clean up (harvest) in hockey with wins, dirty play and the ladies.

We played the best harvest hockey this tournament, got the wins and took down dime pieces, except for Cole, he dove on a grenade.

by BlaineF January 12, 2016

Cheddar-Harvesting

A sexual reference meaning when one refers to cheddar as a penis and harvesting as in the act of placing the penis inside another partner. When referring to a woman, it is the act of a man placing said penis in the woman's vagina.

I did a great deal of Cheddar-Harvesting to that Ke$ha fellow last night in the Whirlpool Bath at the Four Seasons hotel.

by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011

canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.

If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest

by Sudo_name November 16, 2017

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.

“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”

by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018