Going to hell in a handbasket

To be going to hell in a handbasket is to be rapidly deteriorating - on course for disaster.
Simply put, things get worse and worse and don't seem to get better.

The virus is killing millions of people and thousands of people got laid off. I hate to tell you this but things going to hell in a handbasket.

by Mechavelli June 3, 2020

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

by delores haze September 5, 2006

handbanana

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.

"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"

by Ezekial? April 25, 2007

handy j

slang for a hand job

holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.

by mclout4226 September 29, 2009

Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 22, 2010

Victorian Handbag

Victorian Handbag
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis

Dude, I thought I was going to go all the way with Sarah last night but she kept pulling the Victorian Handbag on me!

by SexSexSexSex! September 6, 2010

handsy

tending to engage in inappropriate touching

Honey, watch out for my Uncle Bob. He's my handsy uncle.

by Pistol99 January 23, 2009