Hardondongalong

when a man gets a boner because he saw another mans bulge in his pants. He then proceeds to cum in his pants, and then takes off his pants and forces the nearest person to lick the cum out of them. After all this he shoots himself.

RUN THAT MAN IS HAVING A HARDONDONGALONG!!!

by DanglyJohnson April 24, 2020

Haronashi

It is a person who was known as lunimite / lunmite's current name.
In one of their posts, they wanted to be called 8674, Tori or Bird which all mean her real name (Tori).
The numbers (8674) in Japanese are:
Hachi (8)
Roku (6)
Nana (7)
Shi (4)
She only used the first two letters of the numbers to input her name (Ha-Ro-Na) and the entire evil four (Shi).
Haronashi basically means 8674 which can convert to her real name, Tori.

"You can call me Tori, Bird, 8674, or Haronashi! They all mean my real name!

by CH4NT3R August 20, 2021

Hydronium

The feeling after your first kiss

That good old hydronium.

by Carboxyl Boy August 30, 2021

willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.

hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!

by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004

Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013

haddon township

A small town in jerseythat isn't as nice as haddonfield but not as shity as audubon and collingswood.since there is nothing else to do everyone parties. the high school is alright and its always gossip about what happened on the weekend and whats going on the upcoming weekend. the kids of ht get high everyday,and get drunk with keystone light everynight. no matter what the other surrounding towns think ht goes 10x harder than them. haddonfield kids poop on pianos,are 3 beer queers,and always puss out of fights. audobon kids all want to drink, but normaly fail to have a party and when they do they suck cock.haddon heights has weird girls that r never attractive so the parties suck.in ht if u dont drink ur weird and have no friends. ht owns keystone light and is the best party town in south jersey.

guy #1- any parties going on tonight.
guy #2- in haddon township obviously,i have heard of 6 kegers goin on

get fucked up or ur gay

by will out drink you November 30, 2010