Hoebag

A word that Kami made and it’s hers

Did you hear about how Kami made the word hoebag!

by Looks January 2, 2019

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

Someone who inconveniences your life and/or ruins your day in a preventable way

Joey Vanderkoff is such a hoebag for making me roll extra silverware!

by Tacomacsucks123 May 3, 2022

Hoebag

An unkind individual; A jerk

Jen: You smell like a bloody sewer!

Zion: No I don't you Hoebag!

by Squaaa! February 5, 2019

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025

Hoebag

A bag of some sort a man carries on his person when visiting a side chick, it’ll keep all you need for the night including clothes, charging cable, water, a few snacks and some condoms.

I’ll be over soon, I just need to pack the hoebag.

by Chief cooch August 6, 2019

backstabbing hoebag

Abagail Nichols

That backstabbing hoebag betrayed me and had an affair with my boyfriend! To think I called her my best friend!

by DastardlyNoona May 24, 2018