hippiecrit

a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.

1: My dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.

by tasen July 19, 2007

hippiecrit

One who parades as a hippie for the cultural ties and glamour, but is actually employed. And often does not smell of patchouli or other herbs.

A hippiecrit is one of those people you know who can afford to buy the "eco-friendly" brands of everything now being pumped into the market by capitalists parading as socialists (new term soon to follow.)

by Arrowgeune May 13, 2009

Hippiecrite

Person of "hippie" culture who eats and lives all natural and judges others for eating junk food, but buys Molly and coke from the random, sweaty guy at the club

He's such a hippiecrite, he talks shit about Cheetos but just bought some sketchy Molly from some dude in the bathroom

by Johny's Tsunami December 20, 2015

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

hippiecrit

either one who badmouths hippies but displays many notably hippie-esque qualities, or one who claims to be a hippie, but either eats meat, supports war, or bathes.

"That guy is such a hippiecrit. He claims to be a hippie, but look at that steak he's chowing!"

by baylee August 27, 2005

hippiecrit

one who calls themselves a hippie, but is really a poser and a conformist like everyone else.

"man that girl is a hippiecrit, she wears tie-dye underneath his holister jacket and lucky jeans."

by Sergi December 26, 2008

Hippocrippo

One who performs hypocrisy countless times; is hypocrisy abbusive

"Yo man, my mom's such a hippocrippo!"
"Well mine's just a hippo."

by Amsome March 1, 2006