noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47
by Gecko8009 March 22, 2022
This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.
by This is False December 31, 2018
by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ March 04, 2018
by MidLight January 02, 2023
by ayowashere December 06, 2018
by Wensleydale February 04, 2025