MidLights Hairline

Not fucking existing

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline

by MidLight January 1, 2023

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

V-hairline

Some nigga that’s boutta bald with a receding hairline that looks just like the letter V

Bro Eli’s hairline is fucked up! He lowkey got a V-hairline.

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

Receding hairline theory

Applicable to men online (usually bald with caps or evident receding hairlines, often featuring photos with them in mirrored sunglasses and inside vehicles) who post misogyny, violent threats, or any kind of verbal abuse whenever a woman says something they don't like (which could be as simple as "women shouldn't be raped" or "women shouldn't feel obligated to have sex with you just because you paid for dinner, because they are not hired sex workers")

(online article about woman being raped and murdered)

Some dude: okay but we don't know the WHOLE story, I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

Someone replying to him: looks like we have another case of receding hairline theory

by egg8 March 20, 2026

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

A Man With No Hairline

This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.

I see A Man With No Hairline, he must be a broke boy.

by This is False December 30, 2018