Hmc

Hold my cock

Kinley-“drew get in the back seat”

Drew-“HMC”

by DrizzlemyNizzlefoshizzle December 27, 2017

HMC

Originating from random mathletes bored during the otherwise dull math meets which they attended, the phrase "HMC" is an abbreviation for "Hot Math Chick." Mathletes have been known to use the acronym sarcastically or more rarely seriously.

Man, check out the size of the polynomials on that HMC!

by Tang April 18, 2005

HMC

After thinking HMC is an abbreviation of "Homocide" I quickly found out it is an initialism of "Hold my Cosmopolitan", the female version of "Hold my Beer"

"What does HMC mean?"
"I don't know. Maby Homocide?"

by Xuos January 5, 2020

HMC

The worst server ever, next to the pit.

"Hey, wanna play some HMC?"
"No, you idiot."

by SharkBread February 23, 2021

HMC

“Hit my cell” is an abbreviation coined by the Sam Foreman

“Very bored hmc let’s do something”

by The . March 20, 2024

#HMC

#HMC stands for “Holding your manhood cheap” and sources from the Saint Crispin’s Day speech in Henry V: “ And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”

In modern parlance, it translates to an insult, such as a man “looking like a fool holding his dick in his hand.”

“He brought her home last night, but after a fight, he be standing there all #HMC.”

by IRidiUmL00fah January 30, 2026