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Definitions by Tang

Dog fucker

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.
This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.
Dog fucker by Tang October 19, 2017
1. A type of lamp that hangs on a long chain.

2. Annoying ass phrase that people say way too damn often. They claim to not be hipsters but they dress just like them so I don't know what the hell it means. Trendy or some crap like that.
1. I just purchased a swag lamp.

2. My swag lamp has so much swag.
Swag by Tang June 29, 2016
1. A thick type of carpet.

2. Sex.
1. My living room has shag carpet.

2. We shagged on the shag carpet.
Shag by Tang June 29, 2016

Charity Replies 

When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.
I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...
Charity Replies by Tang June 29, 2016
We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
ANUS by Tang January 31, 2015
A homosexual guy who is a scumbag. His only friend is Tate. See: "Tate".
That sieber is wearing a pink shirt. FFFFFFAAAAAAAGGGGGG
sieber by tang April 18, 2005
The best gang in the world. Its trademark is The Hellbox.
that bbhg is so hot right now
bbhg by tang April 18, 2005