Tang's definitions

Dog fucker

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.

This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.

by Tang October 19, 2017

sieber

A homosexual guy who is a scumbag. His only friend is Tate. See: "Tate".

That sieber is wearing a pink shirt. FFFFFFAAAAAAAGGGGGG

by tang April 18, 2005

HMC

Originating from random mathletes bored during the otherwise dull math meets which they attended, the phrase "HMC" is an abbreviation for "Hot Math Chick." Mathletes have been known to use the acronym sarcastically or more rarely seriously.

Man, check out the size of the polynomials on that HMC!

by Tang April 18, 2005

bbhg

The best gang in the world. Its trademark is The Hellbox.

that bbhg is so hot right now

by tang April 18, 2005

Shag

1. A thick type of carpet.

2. Sex.

1. My living room has shag carpet.

2. We shagged on the shag carpet.

by Tang June 29, 2016

Swag

1. A type of lamp that hangs on a long chain.

2. Annoying ass phrase that people say way too damn often. They claim to not be hipsters but they dress just like them so I don't know what the hell it means. Trendy or some crap like that.

1. I just purchased a swag lamp.

2. My swag lamp has so much swag.

by Tang June 29, 2016

ANUS

Annual Net Usage Statistics

We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.

by Tang January 31, 2015