Gumby

A person incapable of displaying competence.

My manager put the spoons in the holder wrong- Again! He's such a flipping gumby!!!

by SammyDresden October 1, 2010

Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess February 23, 2011

Gussy

Girl pussy. Unlike bussy. It's 2020.

Wow, I love my wife, and her name is Samantha, and I love licking out her sweet sweet gussy!

by B.L. Valerie February 25, 2020

gumsucker

Antiquated term for a person native to the state of Victoria, Australia.
In the same way, South Australians are Croweaters, West Australians are Sandgropers & Queenslanders are Banana benders.

Still undure as to the equivalent terms for Tasmanians, Northern Territorians and New South Welshmen.

Croweaters bare casual resentment towards Gumsuckers as a general rule.

by mess. November 3, 2009

Cum Gums

One whose mouth is filled with Semen..

After head, she had Cum Gums due to the exploding cock

by Mr. McNasty December 16, 2008

Fizzy Gummy

A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.

Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010